Respect for the aged day

Today is National holiday 'Respect for the aged day'. Now in Japan is the renewing the record of the rate of the aged people among the whole population.
We have lots of senior power and wisdom in the aged people.
I'm introducing some of their great ability of intelligence and black jokes in the comic haiku called senryu.
It's more than ever that makes you laugh.
You can imagine your elder life from their real good jokes.

Got dizzy after blowing my birthday candle

Getting old, you have to be careful to give a sneeze, it might kill you

Getting up, nothing to do for me until going to bed

Going to live and making a que to buy a lottery

Wanna go on a one day trip to the Heaven

My father scolds to the answering machine 'Speak more slowly'

Those are only a few of the laughter pathos collection.